Total Medals Earned: 379 (From 52 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,220 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/225 points)
Beat the game!
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Rescue NeNe.
Rescue Darnell.
Medals Earned: 10/17 (205/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Kill ZOMG
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/90 points)
Find the camp.
Find the rocket ship.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/25 (60/885 points)
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 600 Speed.
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (75/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
